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🍋 2026’s Big Short

🍋 2026’s Big Short

Plus: Bezos in talks to raise a $100B fund, real estate could be the big winner in the private credit exodus, and DoorDash will pay you to film your chores.

🍋 2026’s Big Short

Plus: Bezos in talks to raise a $100B fund, real estate could be the big winner in the private credit exodus, and DoorDash will pay you to film your chores.

🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

🍋 The 520% Drone IPO

🍋 The 520% Drone IPO

Plus: AI anxiety is killing debt deals, Miami is flashing 2006 warning signs, and OpenAI is prepping for an IPO.

🍋 The 520% Drone IPO

Plus: AI anxiety is killing debt deals, Miami is flashing 2006 warning signs, and OpenAI is prepping for an IPO.

🍋 Private Equity's AI Distribution Engine

🍋 Private Equity's AI Distribution Engine

Plus: Apollo co-president calls out “arrogance” in private markets, Nvidia’s trillion-dollar order book, and Manhattan median rent crosses $5,000.

🍋 Private Equity's AI Distribution Engine

Plus: Apollo co-president calls out “arrogance” in private markets, Nvidia’s trillion-dollar order book, and Manhattan median rent crosses $5,000.

🍋 DC's New Investment Bank

🍋 DC's New Investment Bank

Plus: Entry-level jobs in New York have fallen 37%, a German tourist is suing Los Tacos No. 1 $100k over injuries sustained from spicy salsa, and Blackstone’s new real estate...

🍋 DC's New Investment Bank

Plus: Entry-level jobs in New York have fallen 37%, a German tourist is suing Los Tacos No. 1 $100k over injuries sustained from spicy salsa, and Blackstone’s new real estate...

🍋 Private Equity Pay Scheme Challenged

🍋 Private Equity Pay Scheme Challenged

Plus: PE can't even beat the market without Mag7, hedge funds struggling, UBS junior bankers are losing the WFH battle, robot dishwashers are worth over a billion dollars.

🍋 Private Equity Pay Scheme Challenged

Plus: PE can't even beat the market without Mag7, hedge funds struggling, UBS junior bankers are losing the WFH battle, robot dishwashers are worth over a billion dollars.