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🍋 Shorts Getting Smoked

🍋 Shorts Getting Smoked

Plus: MANGO is the new FAANG, KKR bullish on private jets, and the cold war between banks and private credit just turned hot after Dimon's "cockroach" jab.

🍋 Shorts Getting Smoked

Plus: MANGO is the new FAANG, KKR bullish on private jets, and the cold war between banks and private credit just turned hot after Dimon's "cockroach" jab.

🍋 Options Desks Smell Trouble

🍋 Options Desks Smell Trouble

Plus: Oura hit an $11 billion valuation, Papa John’s ripping on Apollo take-private report, Goldman warns of more AI-driven job cuts, and Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished.

🍋 Options Desks Smell Trouble

Plus: Oura hit an $11 billion valuation, Papa John’s ripping on Apollo take-private report, Goldman warns of more AI-driven job cuts, and Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished.

🍋 JPMorgan’s $1.5T Bet on America’s Future

🍋 JPMorgan’s $1.5T Bet on America’s Future

Plus: First Brands CEO resigns while Jefferies says reaction was overblown, Goldman buys a VC firm, silver keeps mooning, and Broadcom has a 10% day on yet another OpenAI deal.

🍋 JPMorgan’s $1.5T Bet on America’s Future

Plus: First Brands CEO resigns while Jefferies says reaction was overblown, Goldman buys a VC firm, silver keeps mooning, and Broadcom has a 10% day on yet another OpenAI deal.

Insiders:💰 The Paradox of Patience

Insiders:💰 The Paradox of Patience

Plus: 2025 equity outlook, the $10K framework and VC mania for AI.

Insiders:💰 The Paradox of Patience

Plus: 2025 equity outlook, the $10K framework and VC mania for AI.

🍋 Another TACO Trade?

🍋 Another TACO Trade?

Plus: The finance nerd who might be college football’s next breakout quarterback, JPM requiring biometric scans at new HQ and Citi says buy the Oracle dip (sees ~40% upside).

🍋 Another TACO Trade?

Plus: The finance nerd who might be college football’s next breakout quarterback, JPM requiring biometric scans at new HQ and Citi says buy the Oracle dip (sees ~40% upside).

🍋 Craft Beer Bubble Bursting

🍋 Craft Beer Bubble Bursting

Plus: Attending a wedding now costs as much as a month’s rent, Dimon worried about market correction, animal spirits back in M&A, and Nvidia and Silver keep mooning.

🍋 Craft Beer Bubble Bursting

Plus: Attending a wedding now costs as much as a month’s rent, Dimon worried about market correction, animal spirits back in M&A, and Nvidia and Silver keep mooning.