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🍋 Uncle Sam Becomes a Quantum VC

🍋 Uncle Sam Becomes a Quantum VC

Plus: IRR is losing its appeal as investors focus on distributions, Dimon wants to hire more AI staff and fewer bankers, and JPM fighting over comic books locked in Mississippi.

🍋 Uncle Sam Becomes a Quantum VC

Plus: IRR is losing its appeal as investors focus on distributions, Dimon wants to hire more AI staff and fewer bankers, and JPM fighting over comic books locked in Mississippi.

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income...

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income...

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

🍋 Elon Musk Lost

🍋 Elon Musk Lost

Plus: A $67 billion utility merger, BDCs pricing in Covid-level pain, and xAI stiffing its own employees on $420 tax reimbursements

🍋 Elon Musk Lost

Plus: A $67 billion utility merger, BDCs pricing in Covid-level pain, and xAI stiffing its own employees on $420 tax reimbursements

Insiders:💰The Economics of Intelligence

Insiders:💰The Economics of Intelligence

Plus: Private equity at 50, self-made millionaires, and AI productivity paradox.

Insiders:💰The Economics of Intelligence

Plus: Private equity at 50, self-made millionaires, and AI productivity paradox.

🍋MBAs on Fire Sale

🍋MBAs on Fire Sale

Plus: A new Fed Chair, the biggest IPO in history on the horizon, and the DOJ probing private credit valuations.

🍋MBAs on Fire Sale

Plus: A new Fed Chair, the biggest IPO in history on the horizon, and the DOJ probing private credit valuations.